Eat the Rich Long Sleeve Tee – A Classic for the Revolution

The billionaires feast while the rest of us struggle to get by. This tee says enough.

With a vintage-inspired graphic and a bold, unmistakable message, this long sleeve is a wearable declaration of resistance. Featuring a hand-drawn guillotine illustration on the front and "Eat the Rich" across the back, it blends rebellion with retro charm. 

Wear it to protests. Wear it to brunch. Wear it anywhere people need to be reminded that wealth hoarding isn’t success- it’s a scam.

Features and Benefits

• 100% cotton fabric for soft, breathable comfort
• Medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) for a cozy, structured fit
• Classic unisex cut that works for layering or wearing on its own
• Sewn-in label for a smooth, itch-free feel
• Bold, high-quality print that won’t fade—just like the movement
• Runs slightly small, so size up if you like a looser fit

Available Sizes & Colors

• Available in [Black, Off-White, Burgundy, Deep Navy]
• Sizes S-XXL (Check size chart for best fit)

Perfect For:

✔ Protests, rallies, and public displays of dissatisfaction
✔ Sarcastic brunch conversations about late-stage capitalism
✔ The friend who watches in disbelief as billionaires pay less in taxes than they do
✔ A daily reminder that wealth redistribution is an idea whose time has come

Eat well. Eat the rich.