Start your day the way they do—with unwavering confidence, unchecked entitlement, and absolutely no self-doubt. This mug features a notebook-style "daily affirmations" list straight from the mind of a mediocre white man, because why prepare when you can just believe in yourself?
The Notes Include:
✔ I am always the most qualified person in the room. Even when I’m not.
✔ I will speak first, think later, and never second-guess myself.
✔ I don’t need expertise. I have confidence.
✔ Failure is for other people.
✔ I will apply for jobs I am wildly unqualified for, and expect to get them.
Printed on a lined notebook paper design, this mug perfectly captures the mindset that has launched countless underqualified men into leadership roles. Whether you’re using it as a motivational tool or a sarcastic jab at workplace reality, it’s a statement piece for every morning.
Product Details
• Premium black ceramic with a sleek glossy finish
• Notebook paper design for the full "confidence is all you need" aesthetic
• Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes, for coffee as bold as their delusions
• C-shaped easy-grip handle, perfect for clutching while making uninformed decisions
• Microwave and dishwasher safe, because privilege is convenient
• Lead and BPA-free, unlike most corporate hiring practices
• High-quality sublimation print, ensuring these affirmations never fade—just like their confidence
Perfect For:
✔ Overqualified, underpaid professionals who deserve a raise
✔ The friend who watches in disbelief as Chad gets promoted again
✔ A hilarious yet painfully accurate office gift
✔ Anyone who needs a reminder to channel that same energy—minus the mediocrity
Confidence is everything. Qualifications are optional. Sip accordingly.
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.86 |
4.72 |
| Diameter, in |
3.35 |
3.35 |
| Diameter (with handle), in |
4.72 |
5.12 |
