Start your morning like they do—with unwavering confidence, unchecked entitlement, and absolutely no self-doubt. This mug features a notebook-style "daily affirmations" list straight from the mind of a mediocre white man, because why prepare when you can just believe in yourself?
The Notes Include:
✔ I am always the most qualified person in the room. Even when I’m not.
✔ I will speak first, think later, and never second-guess myself.
✔ I don’t need expertise. I have confidence.
✔ Failure is for other people.
✔ I will apply for jobs I am wildly unqualified for, and expect to get them.
Printed on a lined notebook paper design, this mug perfectly captures the mindset that has launched countless underqualified men into leadership roles. Whether you’re using it as a motivational tool or a sarcastic jab at workplace reality, it’s a statement piece for every morning.
Features and Benefits
• Premium ceramic build for long-lasting durability
• Vibrant, high-quality printing that stays crisp over time
• Comfortable C-handle with a sleek glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience
• Lead-free and BPA-free for safe daily use
Available Sizes
• 11oz (0.33 l) – Perfect for controlled doses of caffeine and sarcasm
• 15oz (0.44 l) – For those who need extra fuel to tolerate the workplace
Perfect For:
✔ Overqualified, underpaid professionals who deserve a raise
✔ The friend who watches in disbelief as Chad gets promoted again
✔ A hilarious yet painfully accurate office gift
✔ Anyone who needs a reminder to channel that same energy—minus the mediocrity
Confidence is everything. Qualifications are optional. Sip accordingly.
