Not the most qualified? Not the most prepared? No worries. That’s never stopped a mediocre white man before. Now, you too can sip your coffee with the unwavering, undeserved confidence of someone who has failed upward their entire life.
Featuring two iconic quotes from the great tradition of talking first and thinking later, this black ceramic mug is perfect for your morning routine, office meetings, or any time you need a reminder to move through the world like nepotism is on your side.
Mug Quotes:
"I may not be the most qualified, the most prepared, or even the most competent… but that has never stopped me before."
— A Mediocre White Man
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m going to say it with confidence, and somehow, that’ll be enough."
— A Mediocre White Man
Product Details:
• Premium black ceramic with a sleek glossy finish
• Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes for maximum sipping power
• C-shaped handle for an easy, entitled grip
• Microwave and dishwasher safe, because even confidence needs convenience
• Lead and BPA-free, because no one needs extra toxicity in their morning routine
• High-quality sublimation print, ensuring the message stays bold- just like its inspiration
Please Note: The black background of the design may have slight variations in shade from the mug itself, but honestly, so do most men in power from their resumes.
Perfect For:
✔ Gifting to your most unapologetically competent friend
✔ Your morning coffee before a meeting full of overconfident idiots
✔ Displaying proudly next to your stack of qualifications that some guy ignored
✔ A daily reminder to take up space and own your brilliance- because if they can, you sure as hell can
Move through the world like failure isn’t even an option. (Because, for some, it never has been.)
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.86 |
4.72 |
| Diameter, in |
3.35 |
3.35 |
| Diameter (with handle), in |
4.72 |
5.12 |
